This has been getting lots of love on twitter – including from the amazing Graham Linehan! – so I thought I’d share it here.
Femfresh’s ad campaign featuring pathetically juvenile terms for vagina was getting a lot of well-deserved bad PR, so I took the opportunity to write a pretend brand apology. Never one to miss an opportunity for vulva poetry, me.
Thanks for all the retweets and love, folks. You rule.

this is funny.. va jay jay (new one for me) but there are plenty out there for sure